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16th-Jun-2006 07:37 pm
[Flirty/Cheeky/Default]
Hello Journal. ...I am so tempted to hug you right now.

Finally back. To the same old, empty mansion...
I'd like to think something truely constructive came out of my... detour/prolonged visit to Naruto's home, but I can't find one. At least we I installed a lock on his door Honestly, how did he manage, being Naruto, without one? It escapes me.

So, Updates.
One - Konoha has S-Class Missing Nin truding about the streets on their own accord now, as it appears and no-one appears to be doing anything about it/giving a damn
Two - Shikamaru is a whore
Three - Neji enjoys his whoreness, but is in denial
Four - Deidara's hand is... bulemic? o_O
Five - Gaara may or may be not the cocoon of a butterfly-man.
Six - Naruto has had his right to speak revoked until further notice.
Seven - There is no number seven
Eight - Ino is more maliciously evil and plotting then she looks
Nine - Hyuugas are apparently bleachable. Are Uchiha's bleachable?
Ten - Konoha is not only the most powerful ninja village, but also the one that seems to produce the most whore-y of individuals. No. Stop looking at me like that.

There were most likely others, but that's all that comes to mind at present.

...
I'm going to make sure my doors are locked. Again.
Comments 
16th-Jun-2006 10:33 am (UTC)
Haha. You didn't lock your doors! *smirk*

*grunts in annoyance*
16th-Jun-2006 10:40 am (UTC)
Don't make me get the stick, Naruto.

...You know, in a situation like this knowledge on Morse Code or Sign Language helps.
16th-Jun-2006 10:41 am (UTC)
WHEEEEE KINKY! *claps in glee*

*Smirks and raises middle finger*
16th-Jun-2006 10:44 am (UTC)
Not when used in the fashion I intend to use it, usuratonkachi.

*smirks* *traces on Naruto's back*
I'm afraid I can't, dobe. You're in my house, not the other way around.
16th-Jun-2006 10:45 am (UTC)
*blinks in utter confusion*

o_o -_- o_o;;;
What did you just do to me?
16th-Jun-2006 10:48 am (UTC)
Morse code. *smirk*

...Dolt.
16th-Jun-2006 10:50 am (UTC)
-growls-

......HMM HMM hmm hm hm hmm HM!
16th-Jun-2006 10:53 am (UTC)
...This isn't working.
You can talk again, if you'd like. For a little while.

*traces on back silently*
Your voice is easy to start missing in a short space of time, anyway. Now that i'm... hideously accustomed to it.

...Is that a bad thing?
16th-Jun-2006 10:55 am (UTC)
-blinks-

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

....

-slaps hand over mouth-
16th-Jun-2006 10:56 am (UTC)
...Nothing, really. Just... talking to myself?

...Morse code. I said it already, usuratonkachi.
16th-Jun-2006 11:01 am (UTC)
-frowns-

-mouths 'fuck you'-
16th-Jun-2006 11:10 am (UTC)
...I said you could talk.

...Idiot.
16th-Jun-2006 11:31 am (UTC)
-glares-

Did you miss my voice that much eh?
16th-Jun-2006 11:40 am (UTC)
No, you just looked like your head was about to literally fall off from the build-up of silence *smirks, but continues to trace on Naruto's back*

...Maybe.
16th-Jun-2006 11:57 am (UTC)
MMhmmm.

Whatever.

You're being creepy.
16th-Jun-2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
Oooh. Lovers tiff, un.

Damn.
-mopes because no one cares-
Would that change if someone mysteriously exploded, um?
17th-Jun-2006 05:57 am (UTC)
We're not 'tiffing' >_>
Wait, we're not lovers either! I think.


I'm sure plenty of people care, Deidara.
Though, seeing a random civillian explode might be interesting probably won't do you any favours.
17th-Jun-2006 10:00 am (UTC)
WHEE EXPLOSIONS!

-passes out from pure annoyance and bewilderment-
17th-Jun-2006 11:00 am (UTC)
*looks at Naruto* *blinks*

.....
...Deidara, I think you broke him
... Usuratonkachi. *jabs in the ribs*
17th-Jun-2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
Damn... I did that, un?

*backs away slowly*
Last time he passed out, that damn fox escaped! T_T;
18th-Jun-2006 05:53 am (UTC)
*jabbed in ribs and wakes up*

Where's that damned explosion?!?

HEY! He is not damned! Just....

really really perverted
18th-Jun-2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
I wasn't quite sure if you wanted me to blow up the room and everything inside of including you and me, un.
I'd much rather leave it at "just you"

Then my explosions aren't damned either, un! They're art!
18th-Jun-2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
I DO NOT enjoy his whoreness! It is a pathetic attempt to attract my attention.

Oh God, I am so in denial. How the hell did this happen?

So, the door-lock idea did pull through. Now the question remains, will he actually use it?

I suppose it is possible Uchiha are bleachable, but quite frankly I don't think it would have much of an effect.
19th-Jun-2006 12:51 am (UTC)
So I've been told. 'Whore' implies that I'd screw anyone though. That certainly isn't the case.

Yeah, something tells me even with the lock, you'll find people will go to great lengths to get into his house. I didn't mean that in the way that it sounds. I was actually thinking about the Akatsuki. Huh.
19th-Jun-2006 06:55 am (UTC)
I NEVER SAID THEY WERE!

Did I...? *blink*

And I like explosions!

...

lets go blow up Ino!



*smirks*

Now, what will we do Sasukeeeee! People are prancing all over your journal, how nice *grins*

No, Shikamaru.

You aren't simply a whore

...
You're Hyuuga's Whore

Though he is in major denial, at the moment...

He'll probably deny that he's in denial, then deny that he denied that he was in denial, proving that he is, infact in denial
19th-Jun-2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Oh goodie, another person to kill, un.

By the way, Naruto - did someone steal your pills again? Have you been forgetting to use your lock, un?
20th-Jun-2006 11:24 am (UTC)
Deidara. Behave. Go make some of that wonderful art of yours in the corner or something. Peacefully.

Naruto, I'm not under the illusion that this journal is private, or I would have put a lock on it for my own privacy. Or used Private text cuts.

And honestly, and I am going to regret this, I actually do think you're right about Hyuuga's denial, Naruto.
... 'Right' and 'Naruto' do not fit in the same sentence.
20th-Jun-2006 11:26 am (UTC)
hey, he actually said I'm right....


APOCALYPSE!!!

THE WORLD I GONNA END!


And 'Friendly' and 'Sasuke' Dont sit nicely into that stew either. Bastard.

Although I bet your fanbase disagrees.

Though you are a complete bitch to them too.
21st-Jun-2006 05:37 am (UTC)
In a perfect world, I mightn't have turned out to be such an Iceprincess 'Bastard', as you put it. Rainbows and Butterflies for everyone.

...Stew?>/s>
21st-Jun-2006 11:38 am (UTC)
Rainbows? ICK!

Butterfly's I can handle

And Iceprincess?

WHEEEEEEUKE!


Stop looking at me like that!

Yes. Stew.

Its an exression you jackass! *flail*
24th-Jun-2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
Icebitch/Iceprince/Iceprincess seem to be my most popular aliases lately. Oh, gee. I wonder why ~_~

Looking at you like what? *cocks eyebrow*
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